The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO sites.
| Tom |
If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.
| Mark |
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
| Mark |
I don't feel like I'm a stable person at all.
| Mark |
I came from punk rock, but who knows if I'm punk.
| Mark |
Anybody that is going to hear the record is going to think, 'The songs totally suck, but the production is so amazing, I'm going to go buy the record.' *on Enema of the State*
| Tom |
"If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you"-
| Mark |
Yeah, don't eat dog semen. I hear it's the #1 cause of bad breath.
| Tom |
I like to wash my underwear pair by pair with, um, rose petals
| Tom |
People come to our shows with their kids and 5 minutes into our show u can see them grabbing their kids and walking out. its funny
| Tom |
When we made our " all the small things" video every one we made fun of just laughed. except the backstreet boys....they weren't to happy about that
| Tom |
Mark is ugly,Travis is ugly,I have no friends,I'm pretty much the only cool guy in the band.
| Tom |
"We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, were artists"
| Tom |
Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.
| Travis |
"Everyone call Tom a F*ck Head!"
| Mark |
